Saturday 28 July 2007

Herpies

The term "herpes" generally refers to a sexually-transmitted, double-stranded DNA virus called herpes simplex virus (HSV) type 2 (also known as human herpesvirus 2, or HHV2). This virus is closely related to herpes simplex virus type 1 (HSV-1 or HHV1), which is the cause of common nonsexually-transmitted cold sores. These two viruses are among the eight members of the herpes virus family to infect humans, causing a variety of illnesses ranging from cold sores to brain infection (encephalitis) to chickenpox to various cancers.


Herpies is an annoying disease that gets made fun of all the time.

Thursday 26 July 2007

Aflac Ringtones

Aflac Ringtones

Everyone keeps on asking me where to get the Aflac Ringtones. They are all pretty cool and it is great that the company has a way to get them for free from their website.

Here's the link to the free aflac ringtone page:

http://www.aflac.com/us/en/popup/Ringtone.aspx?toneid=Offenbach

Nelly Furtado Biography

Nelly Furtado Biography

Nelly Furtado was born in Victoria, British Columbia to Portuguese immigrants from the Azores, Maria Manuela and António José Furtado. She was named after Soviet gymnast Nellie Kim. Raised in a Roman Catholic home, Furtado first sang at the age of four when she performed a duet with her mother at a church on Portugal Day. Although remaining unclear about her religious beliefs, she still affirms a belief in God, the Ten Commandments, and in avoiding the Seven Sins. She began playing instruments at the age of nine, learning the trombone, ukulele and, in later years, the guitar and keyboard. At the age of twelve, she began writing songs, and as a teenager, she performed in a Portuguese marching band. Furtado has acknowledged her family as the source of her strong work ethic; she spent eight summers working as a chambermaid with her mother, who was a housekeeper in Victoria. She has stated that coming from a working class background has shaped her identity in a positive way.

The first musicians Furtado interacted with were underground rappers and DJ. During a visit to Toronto the summer after eleventh grade, Furtado met Tallis Newkirk, member of the hip hop group, Crazy Cheese. She contributed vocals to their 1996 album, Join the Ranks, on the track "Waitin' 4 the Streets". After graduating from Mount Douglas Secondary School in 1996, she moved to Toronto. The following year, she formed Nelstar, a trip hop duo with Newkirk. Ultimately, Furtado felt the trip-hop style of the duo was "too segregated" and believed it did not represent her personality or allow her to showcase her vocal ability. She left the group and planned to move back home.


Before moving, however, she performed at the 1997 Honey Jam, an "all-female urban" talent show. Her performance attracted the attention of The Philosopher Kings singer Gerald Eaton (aka Jarvis Church), who then approached her to write with him. He and fellow Kings member Brian West helped Furtado produce a demo. She left Toronto, but returned again to record more material with Eaton and West. The material recorded during these sessions led to her 1999 record deal with DreamWorks Records. Furtado's first single, "Party's Just Begun (Again)", was released that year on the Brokedown Palace: Music from the Original Motion Picture Soundtrack.

Here are Nelly Furtado's top two videos.




Monday 9 July 2007

Celebrity Jeoprady SNL

Connery, Trebeck, and Keanu.

Boston Legal Parody

Sluts in the City - Lolicon

Sex in the City parody.



Lolicon video

MadTV - House meets Greys Anatomy

Dane Cook - Why women win fights

good stuff.

The real Dane Cook

Here's a good clip of the real thing.

Madtv - Dane Cook

Dane Cook and his goofy style are spoofed.

MadTV - Grey's Anatomy

Grey's Anatomy fans will love this one.

MadTV - Lost Parody

Makes fun of all those Lost characters.

MadTV - Anna Nicole Smith Show Parody

The Fat Anna era...

MadTV - Madden on Ellen

Madden appears on the Ellen talk show.

MadTV - Hilary and Barack

This one is a great one for those that like politics or hate it therefore.

MadTV - Sopranos

The Sopranos airs on PAX.

MadTV - John Madden Skit

John Madden Popcorn Popper clip.


SNL Iphone Steve Jobs Spoof

SNL takes its turn on the iphone and makes fun of Steve Jobs and the way he presented the iphone this year.

Conan Obrien Iphone Spoof

This one is another great spoof on the Iphone.

Apple I-rack

This is a great skit from Mad TV making fun of Steve Jobs, Iphone, and Iraqi all at the same time.